Ask for work. If they don’t give you work, ask for bread. If they do not give...– Emma Goldman, Anarchism and Other Essays This is by far, my favorite quote by Emma Goldman.
I live for glitter, not you: petitsirena:... →
petitsirena: the-cimmerians: the-vashta-nerada: so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in… dying
chillin at the bar
random drunk guy: can i sit here?
drunk girl friend: i will literally beat the shit out of you.
expect permanent bitchface from me during finals week
amajor7: walk into the club like what up any queer people here? should i just leave? i should probably leave
He showed the words ‘chocolate cake’ to a group of Americans and recorded their...– Michael Pollan, In Defense of Food: An Eater’s Manifesto (via dark-rye)
student: can i borrow a pencil
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
acylates: if you’re a man and your reaction to a woman saying she wants equal rights is “so does that mean I can hit you now” maybe you should reassess your entire pitiful life
professorzachary: petition to turn “day of silence” into “day of screaming” just talk about gay things all day point out oppression whenever you see it scream at homophobes until your throat goes raw get loud get aggressive refuse to be silenced make them fuckin listen to you
hairyprincess: daniellemertina: Imagine if the Westboro Church wasn’t affiliated with Christianity… there is NO way they’d be able to constantly say “God hates America” and not be deported/ killed by the FBI/ shipped away to be tortured in Guantanamo Bay if they weren’t white Christians. As far as I’m concerned, they’re a government/ country risk but people mess around and let them have their...
voyagesofabookworm: fartgallery: if this picture of me gets 14 million notes ill do a thing the amount of notes is actually kind of scary though we dont even know what the thing will be or if this guy was serious in the first place we just want to find out I guess?
Traditional FA [Fat Acceptance] arguments have relied on the idea that the way...– ArteToLife EX-FUCKING-ACTLY! (via anaffinityfor) I will always preach that it is unnecessary for you to be healthy to deserve respect. (via ohsopathos) Thank youuUuuuu! (via boyqueen)
rollinginthepeep: pachurz: partyintheusanus: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT Put a hat on it and ask it to bust myths. THAT COMMENT HOLY SHIT
i-gave-myself-an-a: estheimtogetdown: In Wisconsin, instead of saying “I love you”, you say “ugh Budweiser stop-and-go lights Kleenex bubbler brats GO PACK GO” which translates roughly to “My love for you will last longer than our winter”, and I think that’s beautiful. “all keeps well at thirty degrees snow and beer and cheese”
falsettofetish: mohandasgandhi: coquelicots-et-jonquilles: altonym: apparently fox news specified for their confused viewers at home that “chechens are not caucasian”, which is perhaps the most succinct summary of why it’s a stupid term I have ever seen in my life #chechnya is literally in the caucasus #that’s the joke.jpg #keeping the tags I can’t even decide if I’m more disturbed...
Of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity over humanity, nothing exceeds...– Herman Melville (via femmesandfamily)
dollyfarton: ineedmasculism: lundsdotter: The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow. I need masculism because I am afraid. you should be
Thin person: I like cake! And candy! And cookies! I could just eat eat eat all day.
Other people: That's so quirky and fun. You're so brave and cute for saying you like to eat.
Fat person: I like cake! And candy! And cookies! I could just eat eat eat all day.
Other people: YOU ARE RUINING HUMANKIIIIIIIIIIIIND
lovelurpak: because in rl he is a teddy bear
When a man says no in this culture, it’s the end of the discussion. When a woman...– Gavin De Becker (via dandyions)
Let’s get one thing out of the way: Mexican immigration is an oxymoron. Mexicans...– Sherman Alexie (via sinidentidades)
”I am not ‘half Japanese’ and ‘half Lithuanian Jewish.” When I’m singing a...– Yumi Thomas (via queergiftedblack)
‘When I am in trouble, eating is the only thing that consoles me. Indeed, when I...– The Importance of being Earnest- Oscar Wilde. (via fuckyeahoscarwilde)