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"Ask for work. If they don’t give you work, ask for bread. If they do not give you work or bread,..."

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:33:07 -0400

“Ask for work. If they don’t give you work, ask for bread. If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread.”

- Emma Goldman, Anarchism and Other Essays

This is by far, my favorite quote by Emma Goldman.

malformalady: hometown-unicorn: My eye caught a dark form lying...

Wed, 15 May 2013 10:52:14 -0400

malformalady:

hometown-unicorn:

My eye caught a dark form lying on the river bottom. It took me a few moments to comprehend what I had stumbled upon. Lying peacefully in the shallow waters of the river, only a few meters from shore, was a full-grown cougar. The contrast between the serenity of the scene I was witnessing and what must have played out here in the cougar’s final moments made me shiver. It was the first shiver of many, as I stripped down and waded out into the icy water to get this shot. Waterton Lakes National Park, Alberta, Canada

Photo credit: Ryan Peruniak

femmesandfamily: amnerchy: :) too adorable to pass up Owl...

Wed, 15 May 2013 10:26:57 -0400

femmesandfamily:

amnerchy:

:) too adorable to pass up

Owl love :3

I live for glitter, not you: petitsirena: the-cimmerians: the-vashta-nerada: so yeah did you guys...

Fri, 10 May 2013 14:42:52 -0400

I live for glitter, not you: petitsirena: the-cimmerians: the-vashta-nerada: so yeah did you guys...:

petitsirena:

the-cimmerians:

the-vashta-nerada:

so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing

like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch

you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in…

dying

chillin at the bar

Thu, 09 May 2013 01:41:43 -0400

random drunk guy: can i sit here?
drunk girl friend: i will literally beat the shit out of you.

expect permanent bitchface from me during finals week

Tue, 07 May 2013 17:04:46 -0400

expect permanent bitchface from me during finals week

cortexifansquint: Emily & Zooey making the same faces (x)

Fri, 03 May 2013 10:06:27 -0400

cortexifansquint:

Emily & Zooey making the same faces (x)

amajor7: walk into the club like what up any queer people here? should i just leave? i should...

Wed, 01 May 2013 23:05:08 -0400

amajor7:

walk into the club like what up any queer people here? should i just leave? i should probably leave

semioticharuspex: FUCKIN CANDY BITCHES So being an adult, I am...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 23:36:25 -0400

semioticharuspex:

FUCKIN CANDY BITCHES

So being an adult, I am occasionally struck by the realization that “Holy shit I can just like buy candy and have other grown-ups carry it to my motherfucking door” and then I usually send a random friend some milkduds or something.

But you know what’s fun? Giveaways.

So I’m doing one.

Rules:

I Don’t Care. Seriously, reblog all you like, like it, make love to it. Follow me, Don’t. Don’t care. Gonna random generate a number and that note number will be the winner.

This is gonna go until Friday, May 3rd. At whenever I get online on that day.

I will ship them to you from amazon or wherever. Shipping will be to the continental US only. I ain’t made of money. Just candy.

You will get to pick the candy. It will be a huge fucking amount. like five pounds or some shit.

If I don’t like your URL, you can still win but I will sigh when I pick you.

If your askbox is closed or communicating with you is a pain in the ass then I’ma pick another winner.

when the candy arrives I want you to take a picture of it or something. I am genuinely curious to see what a five pound bag of candy looks like

That is all I can think of. Get some candy.

free-parking: The Louvre is evacuated before German invasion in...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 01:57:01 -0400

free-parking:

The Louvre is evacuated before German invasion in 1939, its works returning in 1945

"He showed the words ‘chocolate cake’ to a group of Americans and recorded their word associations...."

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 00:06:36 -0400

“He showed the words ‘chocolate cake’ to a group of Americans and recorded their word associations. “Guilt” was the top response. If that strikes you as unexceptional, consider the response of French eaters to the same prompt: ‘celebration.’”

- Michael Pollan, In Defense of Food: An Eater’s Manifesto (via dark-rye)

GIVEAWAY <3 Just a little giveaway for my wonderful...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 17:49:05 -0400

GIVEAWAY <3

Just a little giveaway for my wonderful followers. I can’t tell you how much I appreciate the love and support I get daily.

I’m giving away this super cute nautical purse from Disaster Designs!

Rules

This giveaway is for my followers so you must be following me

Reblog this once to enter

You must be willing to provide me with your address

Your ask box must be open so I can contact you

I will ship anywhere

The winner will be chosen at random

The giveaway ends May 31st

If you have any questions, message me <3

student: can i borrow a pencil

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 01:29:03 -0400

student: can i borrow a pencil
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious

acylates: if you’re a man and your reaction to a woman saying she wants equal rights is “so does...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 00:06:52 -0400

acylates:

if you’re a man and your reaction to a woman saying she wants equal rights is “so does that mean I can hit you now” maybe you should reassess your entire pitiful life

“I may play the fool at times, but I’m a little more than a...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 03:14:21 -0400

“I may play the fool at times, but I’m a little more than a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won’t quit.”

professorzachary: petition to turn “day of silence” into “day of screaming” just talk about gay...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 20:32:45 -0400

professorzachary:

petition to turn “day of silence” into “day of screaming”

just talk about gay things all day

point out oppression whenever you see it

scream at homophobes until your throat goes raw

get loud

get aggressive

refuse to be silenced

make them fuckin listen to you

hairyprincess: daniellemertina: Imagine if the Westboro Church wasn’t affiliated with...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 21:45:22 -0400

hairyprincess:

daniellemertina:

Imagine if the Westboro Church wasn’t affiliated with Christianity… there is NO way they’d be able to constantly say “God hates America” and not be deported/ killed by the FBI/ shipped away to be tortured in Guantanamo Bay if they weren’t white Christians.

As far as I’m concerned, they’re a government/ country risk but people mess around and let them have their “free speech” because they’re white and Christian.

Well shit.

voyagesofabookworm: fartgallery: if this picture of me gets 14 million notes ill do a thing the...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 16:52:21 -0400

voyagesofabookworm:

fartgallery:

if this picture of me gets 14 million notes ill do a thing

the amount of notes is actually kind of scary though

we dont even know what the thing will be

or if this guy was serious in the first place

we just want to find out I guess?

"Traditional FA [Fat Acceptance] arguments have relied on the idea that the way to diffuse these..."

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 13:54:01 -0400

“Traditional FA [Fat Acceptance] arguments have relied on the idea that the way to diffuse these hateful statements is to prove that fat isn’t necessarily unhealthy. But by doing so we’ve ceded the premise that health status is, in fact, grounds for hating or despising someone. And as long as the tiniest statistical correlation between fatness and whatever-disease exists, we’ve lost the argument, because we diffused the wrong bomb: we should have rejected the idea that it’s okay to hate people for being ‘unhealthy,’ period.”

- ArteToLife

EX-FUCKING-ACTLY!

(via anaffinityfor)

I will always preach that it is unnecessary for you to be healthy to deserve respect.

(via ohsopathos)

Thank youuUuuuu!

(via boyqueen)

rollinginthepeep: pachurz: partyintheusanus: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT Put a hat...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 16:20:44 -0400

rollinginthepeep:

pachurz:

partyintheusanus:

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT

Put a hat on it and ask it to bust myths.

THAT COMMENT HOLY SHIT